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Scare Force One tracks

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1. SCG7: ARM YOUR DOORS AND CROSS CHECK

(No lyrics available)




2. SCARE FOR ONE

Can you hear?
Are you ready?

Clouds are taking deadly form
Black becomes the sky
Locusts start to swarm
Skeletons are brought to life

The branches of the cherry trees
Impaling their prey
Pestilence and war
Rain destruction down today

Grandpa’s footsteps in the snow
Are clear and then disappear
Mother in slow motion
Kills her dear infant out of fear
Hear ye, hear ye,
oh, there’s no denying what’s coming here

Air roars Scare Force One
Air roars Scare Force One

Little Ralph is not quite right
He ate the dog alive
Parakeets get loose
Keen on packing out your eyes

Drones lock on autonomous
Missiles taking flight
Nations starts to fall
Paranormal worlds collide

In the air a frightful thing
Part animal, part machine
Swooping down on bat-like wings
To shred using razor teeth
Death from above mercilessly annihilate everything

Air roars Scare Force One
Air roars Scare Force One

Scare Force One
Scare Force One

Infernal echo
Now hear us roar
Scare Force
Scare Force
The airborne nightmare flies
Scare Force
Scare Force
Scare Force One arrives

Air roars Scare Force One
Air roars Scare Force One
Air roars Scare Force One
Air roars Scare Force One




3. HOW TO SLICE A WHORE

Have you ever felt like this
Pissed off at your bitch
We’ve got a way for you to scratch that itch
Our step by step dissection kit
Is sure to do the trick
No more of that face that makes you sick

So call this number
And order now
Guaranteed dirt slumber
We’ll show you how

10, 9, 8, 7
6, 5, 4
3, 2, 1,
That’s how you slice a whore

Scoop out those eyes this way
For seeing other guys
Carve off her lips for telling all those lies
Scissor off her finger tips
For gutting hang her by this
Butchers hook inserted through the spine

So enjoy today
Cause you will get caught
But that’s A-Ok
Cause now the whore is gone




4. HELL SENT IN THE CLOWNS

Neon hair that’s much too bright
Something isn’t right
Children should all gather round
But they run and hide
A smiling face painted in place
Hiding the rage
Here comes a mace

The party’s just began and kids eat too much cake
We’re gonna have some fun
So run for heaven’s sake

Hell sent in the clowns
Of masquerade and murder
Yeah, hell sent in the clowns
Of laughter and of slaughter
Yeah, hell sent in the clowns

Lapel flowers squirt kids eyes
Now they’ve lost their sight
Clowns are funny, yes we are
We’re laughing as you die
Exploding cigars take off an arm
Cry in alarm, they’re here to do harm

Clowns are coming
Clowns are coming




5. HOUSE OF GHOSTS

My dogs all like you
Their sense ring true
They wag their tails when you’re close by
Sometimes I fell you
A cold breeze passing through me
Glimpsed from the corner of my eye

I know you try to make me understand

Living in the house of ghosts
With roommates from the afterlife
Living in the house of ghosts
I can’t evict them if I tried
Living in the house of ghosts
Reluctant to accept the signs
Living in the house of ghosts
Bound to me through space and time

I hear you whisper
And in the winter
I see your shadow passing by
These walls are hiding
The farewell writing
Written by those about to die

I’m right beside you
I’m right beside you
I’m right beside you
I’m right beside you




6. MONSTER IS MY NAME

Who the hell d’ya think you are you fuckface !

You don’t know shit
About nothing you say
I’m the electric dinosaur
I’m a walking wonder, yeah
You see my face is pretty
And my voice is thunder
Prepare yourself
To get ripped asunder
You thought that
You’d get smart with me

You know me, my name is monster
Now don’t you call my name in vain
You know my name and what it stands for
For monster is my name
You know me my name is monster
I’ll never let you get away
You know my name and where it comes from
For monster is my name
For monster is my name

You know what, I think you love me
You say you hate my guts
But I see what I see
If you could be me
You’d never change back, no
Cause I’m fucking awesome
And I know that it's good to be me
Now isn’t that a fun fact
My one true love is me, me, me

My name is monster
And you know what I’m about
And when you see me
All you want to do is shout
My name is monster
And I’m here for you
I am your monster
Let me play with you




7. CADAVER LOVER

He wasn’t found but he has a grave
She couldn’t bear giving him up, ever
Not even death could stand in the way
No matter what she’d keep them together

No one could see her hide him
Her mind’s at ease
She can only feel desire
For the deceased

D-E-A-D cadaver love
How can love be a bad thing
D-E-A-D cadaver love
Is there no understanding her?

Last Friday night she went out alone
She took her tools and her cruel intentions
Her leather jacket with skull and bones
Observing prey from her dark dimension

No one can see her staking
Her mind’s at ease
She can only feel desire
For the deceased

Cadaver lover, cadaver lover
She’ll never love you alive
Cadaver lover, cadaver lover
To lover her is to die




8. AMEN'S LAMENT TO RA II

(Instrumental)




9. NAILED BY THE HAMMER OF FRANKENSTEIN

Jack and coke
Rock 'n' roll
Lose control

Dirty thoughts
Way too much
Not enough

Good girls get bad, get hammered
Party like Frankenstein
The place will be a wreck by sunrise
Franky needs a bride

Show no control, get hammered
I'll show you Frankenstein
Come and get the wrong that feels right
The hammer nails tonight

Dr. Pepper
With Jameson
Now this is fun

You say it's my fault
But it's your choice
'Cause I'm a dirty boy

Good girls get bad, get hammered
Party like Frankenstein
The place will be a wreck by sunrise
Franky needs a bride

Show no control, get hammered
I'll show you Frankenstein
come and get the wrong that feels right
The hammer nails tonight

Crying
Hurting
Bleeding
Nailed by the hammer of Frankenstein

Hey Frankie's brides
First get hammered, then get nailed
It's nailing time
First get hammered, then get nailed

Raise a glass to the German tank
True master of this game
The stuff of legends how he drank
He said, "What can I say?"

Good girls get bad, get hammered
Party like Frankenstein
The place will be a wreck by sunrise
Franky needs a bride

Show no control, get hammered
I'll show you Frankenstein
Come and get the wrong that feels right
The hammer nails tonight

Good girls get bad, get hammered
Party like Frankenstein
The place will be a wreck by sunrise
Franky needs a bride

Show no control, get hammered
I'll show you Frankenstein
Come and get the wrong that feels right
The hammer nails tonight

Crying, hurting, bleeding
Nailed by the hammer
Nailed by the hammer
Nailed by the hammer of Frankenstein




10. THE UNITED ROCKING DEAD

You hear the rumble off in the distance
Louder than thunder, extreme, absurd
Your shock and overcome resistance
Crowned the elite of the underworld

[Chorus:]
We are here!
And what you see is what you get
Play by fear
We’re the united rocking dead

There’s no escaping our domination
Bow to our will or you we will break
A lucky few turned into our minions
Vow to maintain order in our wake

We’re here to subjugate
Demons that decimate
A monster war machine
Drowning out screams

[Chorus:]
We are here!
And what you see is what you get
Play my fear
We’re the united rocking dead

[Chorus:]
We are here!
And what you see is what you get
Play my fear
We’re the united rocking dead

[Chorus:]
We are here!
And what you see is what you get
Play my fear
We’re the united rocking dead




11. SHE'S A DEMON

Dear mother how are you
I’m writhing you with news
I’m courting someone and it’s serious
She is a maiden fair
As sweet as an éclair
And when she laughs it’s so mellifluous

Looks like and angel fell on earth
There’s just one thing about this girl

She is a demon
She is a demon
Can’t help myself I lover her so
Yeah, she’s a demon
Yes, she’s a demon
The one I gave my heart and soul

Dear mom it’s been a while
We’ve mover from Staten Isle
The constabled caught her ripping off heads
Now we live in the woods
So far she’s being good
I love her sill but now her eyes glow red

Dear mother this might be goodbye
But know this
I have been happy my whole life




12. HELLA'S KITCHEN

(Instrumental)




13. SIR, MR. PRESIDEATH, SIR

The air is thick with the anticipation
The children waving flags
Today is gonna be the best day of their lives
We all know the world is full of evil
He keeps us safe day and night
For our leader we are more than happy to die

Red carpet
He’s truly here
Attention!
Salute with eyes in tears!

Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
We all love you so

We are lucky to be born and raised here
Better than Shangri-La
Hey citizen ! Just toe the line and you’ll go far
Our leader’s giving you all your opinions
Cause he knows what is best
Decent is dealt with by removal of your hands

The whole world loves ya

We all know what we’ve been told
Our leaders heart is made of gold
He kills babies when they cry
They sound annoying and that’s why
He kills kittens that’s a fact
We must be better off like that
We don’t question life this way
We never have to use our brains