Baboon Rising

Truth, Justice, and the American Way tracks

Lyrics


1. TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY

Sold out under anarchy, dictatorship, oligarchy
Equal rights, not the Klan. Under one document stand
Truth-tell no lies Justice-criminals fry
And the American Way
Things all go wrong
But were still strong,
Still we sing this song
Bill of rights in this land. Under one document stand




2. THE SONG JASON ASKED FOR ME TO WRITE

This is a song for Jason
I hope he likes it when it's done
He asked Mr. Mark to write it for him
To deny hid request would be a sin
Nuh uh! Really?
I'm no hillbilly!
How do you like me now?
There's no reason to have a cow!
Let's fire up on Ms. Scarecrow!
It's really the only thing to do ya know!
This song is highly worshipable!
After it's done let's go sk8 a pole!




3. FLAW IN THE CLAW

You ugly beast with the knife in your hand
By the end of time you'll eat that pentagram
You tried to deceive me, to pull me away
But, I have the strongest power. I'm here to stay
In the lake of fire where you fry
Burning sulfur when you die
Flaw in the claw your disease isn't working
Temptations come more than once or twice
You tried to use me as a sacrifice. I'm anti-demonic
There's only one I choose.
The Barren Cross causes you to loose
The river Styx is drying up. Satan is bleeding
The anti-Christ will die. Mesastopholis shall perish
Satan will be no more. All of his followers will
go with him. Live for the equation "sns3r"
Isn't that convenient?




4. HEMATOMA

Hematoma-gonna drill holes in your head
Hematoma-bang your head till your dead
Catskans-they chase the away dog
Blood clots-Purkinje shift is smog
Saline-solution in your brain
Swelled up- your going insane
Amnesia-who am I? How scary
Freon-Involuntary harry carry
Sk8 safe to avoid a Hematoma




5. QUAYLE

My name is Joshua Tree
My name is Daniel P. Smeinmeister
Quayle what did he do wrong?
Just a homeboy from Indiana
Legally into the National Guard
He's got national stature
He's on his way, that Quayle is




6. RAQUETBALL

I like the USA exactly the way it is today
Don't let our country fall into a toxic waste
We all want to see tomorrow, do something
Don't hesitate, write to your local congressman




7. ELVIS IS ALIVE AND WELL IN NEW ORLEANS

I woke up one morning to the headline
of my nightmare
It's the kind of thing that gives you
a real scare
Elvis is alive and well in New Orleans
I thought the Elvis epidemic ended in 1977
Then I found out he's not in heaven
He's gonna find Parsilla and beat her again
Theres gotta be something done
Before elvis makes another album
Let's make his urine aluinurium
Elvis is alive and well in New Orleans
We should drain and sk8 his guitar pool
Bomb his graceland, yeah, that'd be cool
Put him in the arms of Alby the Krul




8. MY NAME IS RAUL

My name is Raul. I am the king of Norway
My name is Stuart. I am the king of Ireland




9. MULTI-USE SK8BOARD

(Instrumental)




10. ODE TO THE KINGPIN

A new year would begin at a place of education
There is no other one like you in the nation
As the Renaissance would come to a close
Blind contours short to the nose
Understand life standing still
Field trips made in the chill
Believe in it once believe in it twice
Your everything but sugar and spice
You're multiplied attention is fried
It should actually be an undivide
Still there is time for insanity
Toleration was your only key
Kingpin, kingpin
Show me respect
Kingpin, kingpin
No, not yet
Kingpin. kingpin
Matrimony you know
Kingpin, kingpin
To the Scarecrow




11. BLOW ME OVER OLIVE OIL

Where's me spinach, Olive Oil?
Why blow me over, Olive Oil
Diamonds are a girls best friend, Olive Oil
That's malarchy, Olive Oil
What's all that raquet, Chris Rathke is a fiend
Wow ew ow eewaow, Why it's Sweet Pea!




12. MY LAST SONG

This is the last song I shall sing
When I am dong I know your ears will ring
If you don't believe me, shut your mouth up
When I get done, I'm sure you'll up chuck
Classic songs, I have sure sang
When I was through, I'm sure your ears rang
Some of my songs have stuck in your head
Songs like "Barney" make you wish you were dead