Gwar

Carnival of Chaos tracks

Lyrics

1. PENGUIN ATTACK

THEY ATTACK
THEY ATTACK
They are on a rampage
Unleashed from ancient time
Stumbling from the ice age
Marching side by side
Beaks of steel are flaming
Women are enraged
Sky of death is flaming
Women get engaged
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them seemed so unreal
Slashing at the ramparts
Hurling ton's of shot
Shopping now at Wal Mart
Smoking tons of pot
They are on a rampage
They were first to fight
They would write a new page
If they could only write
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack
C'mon baby, kick 'em in the ding - ding
Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b bring bring
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
It's a penguin attack
So get back
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack.
armored phalanxes
flanking maneuvers
vomiting terror
Gibsons and Hoovers
Blasted by fusion
Kicked in the head
just to make sure
we chopped up their dead
It's a penguin attack
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them was so unreal
Stumbling from the ice age
They were last in flight
They would write a new page
If they could only write
Rumbling from the ice age
They were last in line
They would start a new age
If they could just take time
It's a penguin attack
C'mon baby, kick him in the ding-ding
Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b-bring bring
They attack
It's a penguin attack
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack




2. Let's Blame the Lightman

Let's blame the lightman for our own mistakes
We'll blame the whole damn crew if that's what it takes
We won't talk to anybody else, yeah
Let's blame the lightman and anybody else
Let's blame the lightman and save us from ourselves
We won't talk to anybody else
We won't talk to anybody else
You wouldn't understand
You wouldn't understand
You wouldn't understand 'cause your not in my band

Blame it on the lightman!
Blame it on the lightman!
Let's blame the lightman!
And heap him with shame
Let's blame the lightman
Because I'm so lame
Blame, blame, heaping tons of blame on everyone I see
Blaming god, blaming mom, blaming you
Never blaming me...

It's falling, it's falling
It's falling on the ground
It's falling, it's falling
It's smashing to the ground
It's exploding and they're dying and it's really fucking loud
It's falling, it's falling
On anybody else




3. FIRST RULE

outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
soon they'll reach the day-care center
soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
thanks
for the cookies
mom sent ya
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first rule
no first rule
no first
they give us no reason
to fire the gun
they think we're in season
men think it's fun
but I thought god said
not - to kill anyone
I think you're living a lie
cause people die all the time
and they dont seem to mind
I think your living a lie
outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
soon they'll reach the day-care center
soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
thanks
for the cookies
mom sent ya
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first rule
no first rule
no first




4. SAMMY

he was a boy - he was a fine child
He had the leather boots
and the riding crop
in Jerusalem
Oh Sammy
My hap flap slappy clam ma'am
We've come
To take you home
But Sammy where are you
Sammy where are you
They said - said you're a star who
recognized to the other side
Oh Sammy could you be my bride
Whats that?
What's to be with you?
Have to kiss
Those who would kill you
Have to try for the other side
Oh... can you live my life?
Sammy where are you
Where were you going to?
What were you going through
Satanic Black Jew
coo coo cahchoo
Waffle bucket brigade
consorting with the queen of the dead
Billy Boy
Timmy Toy
Jimmy Joy
Joe
oh sammy
My slap hap pappy Ma'am
we've come to take you home
Kneeling at the altar
Rolling like a log
Drinking with the Rat Pack
Barking like a dog
We've come to admire you
Not even Frank could fire you
Oh Sam
we've come to take you home
With your shining teeth of gold
And your soul you said you sold
We've come to take you there
With your shining teeth of gold
And your soul they said you sold
you said you sold you said they sold
for rock and roll
whoa yeah
With your shining teeth of gold
And your soul you said you sold
into my little pocket
We put it all away
save you up for another day
I've come to buff your slab
I know it makes you mad
Tiny little mice nibbling on your gonads
Tiny belly button is an inny and an outty
And a shouty shout at home




5. ENDLESS APOCALYPSE

ENDLESS...
APOCALYPSE...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
APOCALYPSE...
There wasn't any reason
To change the melody
Are you a real person
Or do you just play one on TV?
People say - why don't you die?
I keep waking up and when I do I'm alive
Slipping on a lampshade
Wishing you were me
You're just wishing for poop
But happy with pee
We're just part of one filthy family
Its hard to feels so down
and I am getting over
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
in the beginning...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
You think that it's over
It really just begun
Watching your hair grow
Is really quite fun
Thought I was thinking
About another time
I'll pursue a career as a mime
Why won't you die?
I keep waking up and when I am I'm alive
Endless apocalypse
To end the beginning
Endless apocalypse
Endless apocalypse today
It's a beautiful day
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
Endless Apocalypse
To end the beginning
Endless Apocalypse
Endless Apocalypse today
It's a beautiful day




6. BILLY BAD ASS

BILLY BAD ASS
LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS
Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad
Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass
So bad so bad inside
I was born on the day that my mama died
It made me bad - Silly bad -
Real bad feel bad
Chitty chitty gang bang
Yeah thats right
Get it right
Sit tight
You got it bad
You make me mad
Hey cool out Billy
Take a chili bath
A silly willy bath
A Billy Barty bubble bath
C'mon now, they're clearing a path
He goes eight to the bar (in boogie rhythm).
little billy bad, little bad billy bad ass
Billy Bad.
Once there was a time when he could have changed
But he didn't but he didn't but he didn't but he didn't
Instead, he stayed the same
And he didn't even really have to!
I'm still mad
But just a tad
I'm just a little chilly silly Billy Hackensack
But one day I died
My Momma cried
Oh that's right
My Mama already died
She died
I cried
The only reason?
I was a baby at the time
now im able... to lay my cable




7. HATE LOVE SONGS

I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate movies with happy endings
Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you
Like you
I hate wet dreams and masturbation
I hate everything that feels good like sex with you
I hate flowers and little birdies
Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you
I'm bored with your insanity
I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily
I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction
other people's pain takes my mind off you
I love puppies when they're road-kill
They're too cute too live, too cute to live
like you
I'm bored with immortality
I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily
I hate love songs
I hate love so I hate you




8. LETTER FROM THE SCALLOP BOAT

Dear Oderus Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I'd write a letter to you
Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Down here in jail I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?
don't break up man
keep it together
I love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS
funky funky scallop boat




9. PRESKOOL PROSTITUTE

I saw a friend just the other day
He didn't have too much to say
He looked crazy, he looked ashamed
He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed
And then he tried to run away
From some chick that was coming this way
I think I thought I knew who she was
A little junkie whore that's a big ugly scuz
I didn't have to go to far
Flashed 20 bucks and then she got in the car
Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
I tried to give her money
And put her family through school
'Cause she's a real tough mama when she wears women's clothes
Everybody knows she's got a bone through her nose
She's really hot, he's hawking snot
But when she gets home, Daddy's all over her twat

Pre-skool prostitute
All the drugs that you can shoot
Pre-skool prostitute
Slave to the brute

I finally gave up, let her do what she please
Wouldn't have sex with her 'cause I got a disease
But she told me a sad story 'bout a family in woe
She was getting fingered by her Daddies big toe
He was the first
It was the worst
She came in a limo and she left in a hearse
She became five
She's still alive
Better call the bug man 'cause your twat is a hive

Pre-skool prostitute
All the drugs that you can shoot
Pre-skool prostitute
Slave to the brute

Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
I tried to give her money
And put her family through school
She's a real tough mama and she wears women's clothes
Everybody knows she's got a bone through her nose
You're barely out of diapers and you're wearing a wig
You might be a baby but you smell like a pig
She got to five she's still alive
Better call the bugman 'cause your twat is a hive
A naughty nanny
Your grumpy Granny
A rusty tire iron hanging out her fanny
Oh... you little English school girl you
Vengeance is mine
Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken...
Pre-skool prostitute




10. IF I COULD BE THAT

Angry
Stupid
Drunken
Violent
Angry
Stupid
Bitter
Won't be silent
I wanna be something
I wanna see something
I'm gonna get nothing
I want you
I wanna be something
Don't wanna be nothing
If I could be that
If I could really be that
If I could be that for you
I'll huff and puff
I'd like to blow my life down
If I could be that for you
Angry stupid bitter violent
angry stupid won't be silent
Angry stupid violent
I want you




11. IN HER FEAR

In her fear in her fear in her fear
You tried to walk away
How far did you go
And then you came back
You called to let me know
I went to visit you
I rode on a bus
But when I got to you
By then you were on the bus
In her fear in her fear in her fear
I called to let you know
I called just, I called just, just
But there was no one home.
I'm coming after you
I'm gonna make you love me
And you'll be so proud of me
That when I visit you
You won't be scared of me
I come to visit you
I just want to talk to you now
I just wanna look at you
Now I'm strapped to the electric chair
In her fear




12. BACK TO IRAQ

We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm
We maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm"
Now As civilian and purpose I lack
I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq!
you're over there we're I'm over here
We had lasagna and plenty of beer
Learning the tools and the tricks of the trade
then I come home and I can't get laid
Back to Iraq!
I'M BACK!
You taught me how to kill
You pumped me full of drugs
How can you wonder
Why I became a thug?
Raining death on people
Firing into crowds
Over there I got a big bright medal
But here it's not allowed
I'm going
Back to Iraq!
I'M BACK!
now I'm on the streets - I look like a slob
My skin is corroding - I can't get a job
I did my duty - I served my nation
Now I can't even afford medication
You dirty bastards you made me this way
But I'm locked and loaded - now you'll have to pay
Back to Iraq and my life is a wreck
I wanna kill the President
But I'll settle for a check
Back to Iraq!
I'M BACK, YEAH!




13. I SUCK ON MY THUMB

Every time that I see you
I think that you're dumb
Every time that I see you
I suck on my thumb
You're asking a question
How come
Every time that I see you
I suck on my thumb
I suck on my thumb I love you




14. THE PRIVATE PAIN OF TECHNO DESTRUCTO

FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the
universe. it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race. how easy it was for
me to
gain control of the feeble minds of your already revolting slaves, and turn
them
against you. well this now marks the dawn of a new era. for tonight you shall
witness an end to GWAR.
I got gas and oil flowing through my veins
I got wire and plastic in my brain
I'm Techno Destructo!
Techno Destructo!
I got steel in my skull, harder than rock
and rubber and iron in my cock!
GWAR must die!
We were all put on this earth to suffer,
We each have our own private pain.
We must pass this pain onto our brother,
The never ending cycle starts again.
You can't kill me
You won't break me
Chain me, Beat me
Cut me, Kick me
Whip me, Strip me
Burn me, EAT ME!
You'll just make me...
I came to this planet to get my men
to conquer the world with them 'm Techno Destructo!
Techno Destructo!
I said "come with me, fly into the sun!"
but they said "FUCK NO
We're having to much fun!"
GWAR must die!
We were all put on this earth to suffer,
We each have our own private pain.
We must pass this pain onto our brother,
A never ending cycle starts again.
You can't kill me
You won't break me
Chain me, Beat me
Cut me, Kick me
Whip me, Strip me
Burn me, EAT ME!
You'll just make me stronger!

15. GONNA KILL U

I'm gonna kill you
Gonna cut you up
Gonna kill you
Gonna cut your pretty face all up
And I ain't gonna give you anything
And I am gonna track you down, I guess
I'm gonna kill you
Gonna smack
Gonna break
Gonna maim
Gonna kill you
Gotta do what I have to, gotta forget all about you
I'm gonna kill you




16. SEX COW

Barnyard Stomp
all the animals and you
I got a dog
I got a cat
I got a hog
I got a bat
I got a monkey fish
I got a funky fish
I got a pig log dig dog
Turkey log
Corny Cobb
Bag dang ding dong
Slap a dappy wiggy wam
Sex Cow!
Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals with you
Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals with you
I got you
got you
Down in the dark where the wild things grow
We're in there where the people don't go
Licking and sticking and piercing the pud
Blowing and hoeing and covered in mud
We don't care what the people say
Every day is tree frog day
Still they say we live in scuz land
But that's where I met my cuzband
Sex Cow!
I'm in love with a crazy sex cow
Baby I don't even know your name
Once you love
sex cow
Ain't nothing gonna be the same
You're just a sex cow
sex cow




17. ANTARCTICAN DRINKING SONG

Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise
But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice
Desiring more hardship, we turned the whole world around
But now we are amongst you to tear this whole shit-house down

Antarctica Antarctica
We hear your call, we hear your call
Antarctica Antarctica
And this is a drinking song




18. DON'T NEED A MAN

Hush my baby
Don't cry tonight
My ears are sick of that sound
I've been searching
For someone to love
Looks like you're all I've found
I've been up
I've been down
Got a man in every port and
Every town
I've got nothing
Boy toys and playthings
Are a shallow reward

Don't need a lover
Don't need a man
I don't need anything
I don't need a man
I need the moon
I need a star
I need an equal to capture my heart

I've had all types
Of men in this world
I've had princes and frogs
Chocolate, vanilla,
Rich, poor, and the killer,
Devil, demi-god, clergy and dog
Men they will come
Men they will go
You're not what I'd call a man
Nothing on Earth can satisfy me
I can do better, I can
I know I can

Don't need a lover
Don't need a man
I don't need anything
I don't need a man
I need the moon
I need a star
I need an equal to capture my heart